What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Nah

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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nice shorts.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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69

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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a little girl gets raped

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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