What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Kittens.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Nah

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

nice shorts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

69

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a little girl gets raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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