An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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