- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get in the van

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

minorities.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

potatoes

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Women's sports.

Rebecca Black.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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