What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Baseball

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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your mother is so lesbian

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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im black

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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