Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

knock knock Come in.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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