- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

baby seal walks into a bar

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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