- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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No.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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