What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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