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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Kittens.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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SPAMS!!!

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Jokes are funny.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Anti Joke

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