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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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