roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

jewish people like other jewish people.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Someone told me about this website.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Don't rape me!

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Women's Rights

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Did you know?

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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