Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Three blondes walk into a community college.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Someone told me about this website.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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