- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What is brown and sticky?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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