- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock knock No one was home

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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