- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

A Banana wrote this...

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

whats pale and white your ass.

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