Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

your face.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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