- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

A man. That is all.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Go away.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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