How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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