Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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