what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

A man walks into a bar.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Anal cheese curds.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

My mom's dead

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

"Hello." "Hi."

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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