A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Justin Bieber

Your mom goes to college

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Whats 0+0 0

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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