What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Your life That's the joke

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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