Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

shut up

What's white and sticky? Glue

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

I don't get it

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Anti Joke

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