A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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womens rights

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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dead babies

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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