- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Women's Basketball.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Knock knock Who's there? What.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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