- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

balls in ya mouf

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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