Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Steering Wheel Face.

Nickelback

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Penis in a box.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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