- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Womens Rights.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

My mom just died....

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Jewish People

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

women's rights.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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