A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Your life That's the joke

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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