- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Do you know that car over there? No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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