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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

stuff and dogs {()}

john liked the paper........ so he took it

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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