i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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American Idol

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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