Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Womens rights.

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Women's rights.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Bumsniffer

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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