Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Women's Rights

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Women's Rights

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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