whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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WNBA

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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KEVIN HART

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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