What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What should I name my dog?

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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