Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

brett is a dick

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

i fondle myself every night....

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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