- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

look left now look right. washing machine

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Your life That's the joke

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

like my drawing of a white person?

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

dead babies

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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