ur mother

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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The WNBA.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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