- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Grapefruit.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

okay.....

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

I can't think of a joke!

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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