why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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newt gingrich

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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