- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Dozer has a soul

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

WNBA

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

your momma's an antijoke

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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