A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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