You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

A horse walks into a bar...n

how does peploe get around they walk

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

How many dislikes can this get?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Anti Joke

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