Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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penisface

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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NEVER

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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