- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Gadaffi

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Penis jokes.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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