- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

i wish i was a tree !

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

The horse said "nay."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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