Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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The WNBA

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9/11

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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