whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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dead babies

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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lewis bedford

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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im black

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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