Noah is Smart.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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whats gay ? you

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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