Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Justin Bieber

sweaty black guy

yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

I am a real homosexual

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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