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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Knock Knock Come in

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

you are gay

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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