- Anti Joke

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I am really good at math debating

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Communism

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape