- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

A Mexican walks into a club.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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