When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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A man. That is all.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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WNBA

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Come in

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okay.....

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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