- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

It's your mother, open the door.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Jewish People

Osama Bin Laden dies.

beiber i straight

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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