- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

stuff and dogs {()}

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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