Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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dead babies

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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