whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

okay.....

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

noodles

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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