What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Womens rights.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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