- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Fuck her

i hate you.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

lol

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

where do the women go? the womanarium

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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