How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What color is my lamp? Brown

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The horse said "nay."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Nicholas Cage

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops