What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Women's Rights

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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two fish are in a tank.

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women's rights.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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