An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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I like your hair

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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noodles

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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