What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Sea World Japan.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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dead babies

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Anti Joke

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