- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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