What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What is 69? A two digit number.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Justin Littleton getting laid.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

cot!

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Women's rights.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What comes after "Q" R

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Jewish People

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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