Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Banana(s)

WNBA

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

your mother is so lesbian

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

oops

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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