look left now look right. washing machine

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Mitt Romney for president.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Fuck her

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Penis in a box.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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