- Anti Joke

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

tim rafter died no one cared

okay.....

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

your face.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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