- Anti Joke

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Flab

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

penis

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Ancient Greeks rights

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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