a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Justin Bieber

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Which one is hardest?

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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