- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

A horse walks into a bar...n

hi

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Knock knock It's open, come in.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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