If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What should I name my dog?

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i hate you.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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