- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Sea World Japan.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Baseball

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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