- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Windows Vista

Jews for Jesus

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Women's rights.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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