- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Penis jokes.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

jack shine has boobs

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

two fish are in a tank.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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