Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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minorities.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Women's Golf

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Child Prostitution.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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