Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Hi colton

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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