The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What does a man like. food.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Pavel Novak

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What is a dog? Bark

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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