Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Anti Joke

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