Womens rights.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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A black goes to college

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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