- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

penis

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

i hate you.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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