How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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