a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

A baby seal walks into a club.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Gadaffi

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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