- Anti Joke

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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gay marriage.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

American healthcare.

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