A horse walks into a glue factory..

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

sweaty black guy

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Don't rape me!

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What's gay and gay? Joe

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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