Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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nice shorts.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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women's lacrosse.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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