What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Gadaffi

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Penis jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

My butt!!!!

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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