Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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You're so straight!

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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I dislike old people.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Anti Joke

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