*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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lol

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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