what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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WNBA

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Womens Rights.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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