What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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