Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Tacos

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Real jokes.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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