Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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