Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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This is not Will Smith.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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