Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Jews for Jesus

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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