Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

It says so on your cap.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Bumsniffer

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Chocolate tastes good.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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