- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

minorities.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Women rights..

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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