"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What flys? A fly

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

A van drives into a car.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Your mom goes to college

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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