Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Which one is hardest?

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Two women were sitting in silence.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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