- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

how does peploe get around they walk

A horse walks into a bar...n

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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