What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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your mother is so lesbian

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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lewis bedford

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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666 im christian

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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69

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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I don't get it

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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