Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Haha pizza

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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