A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Womens rights

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Your life That's the joke

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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