YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Anal cheese curds.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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9/11

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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I love Ciara!

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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