A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Windows Vista

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

cory is gay

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

The glass is half an hour.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

4023145287

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...